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My wonderful, amazing father, ec 

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I was just sent this text
β€œPS, you tryna get sp00ked at some point this weekend? πŸ‘» πŸŽƒπŸ”žβ€

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Me and my sissy, ec, swimsuits 

Potty talk 

Potty talk 

🌺 ive been posting a lot of selfies lately but my makeup is good today (ec) πŸ’•

Relationship + 

new to mastodon... not sure i understand all the columns just yet... anybody know any funny/good accounts i should follow?

selfie, ec, boosts ok 

My almost 30 year old coworker sits next to me while I’m browsing social media and says β€œughh I feel so much better now that I’m not on Instagram... like amazingly better”
So I just looked at him and clapped before going back to my phone.
Shut the fuck up dude no one cares.

Oh my god one of my regulars just got proposed to in my lobby!!! IM CRYING

My coworker came in wearing a bunch of America themed clothing and it’s making me uncomfortable

US pol, 4th of July 

Me during pride month: girls and enbys.. πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°

Me after pride month: GIRLS AND ENBYS πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ₯°

If you genuinely like tomatoes, sorry to break it to you, but you’re a cop

Look at what jack got me for my birthday πŸ˜­πŸ’•
God.... I will never not have a crush on them. Even if I do have a boyfriend that I’m head over heals for! πŸ˜‚

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Church of the Nutt Godd

The church of the Nutt Godd.