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hey i'm gen and i'm pretty edgy so this instance is perfect 4 me
some fun facts:
- 18 years old
- nonbinary lesbian (any pronouns)
- mod of berries.space (see @gen@berries.space )
- university student (biomedical major, psychology minor)
- in a monogamous relationship with @spiderguts
- i love cats and the color pink

sincerely, the nutt pope

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I like how I can talk about how much :jhg_b: :jhg_u: :jhg_l: :jhg_l: :jhg_s: :jhg_h: :jhg_i: :jhg_t: homeownership is on here without getting some douchebro leftist trying to jump my

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I feel like if we just convince Elon Musk to do the test piloting himself when he tries to make a Gundam that'd solve a lot of problems.

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the US, typing in caps, nsfw Show more

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I wish people were like Nintendo cartridges, that way when I lose my job I could just blow into the coochie and start working again.

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Idea: Lord of the flies but with every occurrence of the word “conch” replaced with “coochie.”

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here’s my star wars oc i drew the other day but got eaten by the media cache being down #mastoart

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the father, the son, and the holy nutt

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mild body horror shitpost Show more

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All members of the Nurch congregation, be sure to bring your hymn books with you! This is the front cover in case you haven't gotten yours yet

i hate walking into the kitchen at 6 am to my family who just got a full night of sleep bc it means i have to pretend i have, too

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it seems a strategy to being funny on this platform is simply saying the same thing multiple times?

apparently the apparently the apparently the apparently the apparently the apparently !

apparently the trick to comedy on mastodon is lesbianism and satanism

apparently.... the trick to comedy on mastodon is repetition?

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apparently the trick to comedy on mastodon is repetition

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Church of the Nutt Godd

The church of the Nutt Godd.