i demand that all the clout havers stand up one at a time and do one of those things where they say their first name, and then bring up a nickname that involves the first letter of their name
@jzs42069 you do it, Jer, you clout-having son of a gun
@healyn hi all.
i guess i’d be jer the jackalope
@jzs42069 john the jamoke
@healyn that’s pretty good
@healyn who is next
@jzs42069 lotta cowards out there, huh?
@healyn i think so, i really do
@healyn alrite. your turn
@jzs42069 Hi I'm Breakfast Golem. My nickname that everyone on Masto calls me all the time is "B-Sizzle."
@breakfastgolem there we freakin go
@jzs42069 my first name is actually meyer
@lemoncarrots that’s pretty good imo. m names are usually better than most for some reason
@jzs42069 I can't tell if this is a bit or not, it was actually a reference to meyer lemons
@lemoncarrots ah. i will look this up
@jzs42069 Bryce "Byoungquist" Youngquist.
@bryceyoungquist i love this name
@jzs42069 how many followers must I have to have "clout"?
@helltron hmmm. if anyone beyond your instance follows, i feel like that’s what makes clout what it is
@jzs42069 hi I'm Yiffany "You're a lewd monster" Jones.
@jzs42069 sel "the sleaze" ontheweb
@jzs42069 sel "the shlemiel" on the web
and of course
sel "the shlamazel" on the web
@jzs42069 Mads "the Myth" Viande
@jzs42069 That's me, Ol' Grace "Good Times"
@jzs42069 teeth , just 1
The church of the Nutt Godd.