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adding a new revision! i don't like "he" anymore so pls do "they" or "she" :)

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Domain blocks 

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Code of Conduct 

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does anyone have the "got my pussy cancelled at target" laser video because i need it

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I dont know who needs to hear this, but you dont need anything from Amazon today.

Someone remind me to embroider "QSD" on my jacket later today

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amazon strike 

*Nirvana voice* bripe me
bripe me, my friend

kind of a question but unsure if this is the right crowd to ask 

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Media Cillizza political 

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Taking a shit when my phone is charging in another room.

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My favorite thing about being older than y’all is that I have never followed the antics of a YouTube celebrity

caffeine cant fix exhaustion of the soul

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If you boil a funny bone, you make a laughing stock

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Wearing a shirt that says "time for a little anarchy" as I do a hit-and-run on the local hot topic for their pins

twitter, USpol, Ice/Nazi bullshit 

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Church of the Nutt Godd

The church of the Nutt Godd.