I'd say Americans need to get in on this mikshaking business but I guarantee the second a GOP politician got a drop of cream on them, milkshakes would be banned in the states so fast it'd make your head spin
@nuttgodd Okay but here me out
Use petrol instead
Make them ban petrol to save their suits
@offtheball that'd be amazing lol
Jokes aside I really love the use of milkshakes because of all the layers that go into it. One, it's (perhaps unintentionally) a nod to milkshake duck, two, it's impossible to frame it as being dangerous. A milkshake is associated with the innocence of youth and dessert. It's also a fucking mess
When they outlaw milkshakes, only the outlaws will have milkshakes :antifablobcat:
@nuttgodd I think it's far more likely for them to pass a variation of the stand your ground law where you're allowed to preemptively shoot anyone for even having a milkshake within your general vicinity
@radicalrobit everyone should start bringing milkshakes to every political event regardless of if they intend on throwing them just to make em shiver
@radicalrobit omfg shiver I didn't even realize
@nuttgodd worked out well for ya
@radicalrobit every time I see this post I've already forgotten again and get that little moment of realization again
@nuttgodd also your fascists actually have guns
@nuttgodd vegans maniacally laughing in the background
@nuttgodd there's also the crucial 'you can make a lot of cum jokes about it' element!
@nuttgodd this was supposed to be a reply to your second post about the layers of milkshake throwing, i blame fedilab
Everyone loves Milkshake Duck; the duck that drinks milkshakes.
[10 days later]
We regret to inform you milkshakes are antifa
@nuttgodd It will never happen. Too many obese people would rebel again the GOP and thats one of their core bases.
The church of the Nutt Godd.